NEW POST: They gave the Geico lizard a person sized burrito
Why did they give him such a big one. He can't eat all of that he will get sick
https://joebush.net/2022/03/18/they-gave-the-geico-lizard-a-person-sized-burrito/
The ring detail I should be tied up and stoned for noticing. I noticed that years ago in a Heineken commercial that played during like every break in the MLS playoffs. It was like “Oh I guess they’re married? The two characters in this Heineken commercial that I’ve seen five times already today? Does that change the way that I look at it? Does that make me want a Heineken more or less?”
It didn’t have any effect on whether I wanted a Heineken. I don’t think at least. However I have said “Heineken” three times in this Substack post. Five counting the prior two sentences. That being said, i would like to think that my audience knows that I have poor taste. Honestly Heineken should pay me not to mention their product in this post. As should Geico.